Tuesdays with Hudson-So Nautical

Hudson here.

Reporting for duty.

 

Why the long face?

 

Probably because I'm upset at the outcome of Sunday's game.

 

CLEARLY I'm a San Fran Man.

 

So I've been drinking a lot of Prosecco to cheer myself up.

 

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I've been thinking a lot about this lately.

 

And I've come to the conclusion that there really isn't anything better than a man with a yacht.

 

Can I get an amen??

 

True Story.

 

Once I was invited to go on a Saturday Yacht Outting.

 

I was beyond excited until anxiety kicked in.

 

With my little frame and lucious locks, I knew that wind would be a real problem.

 

I worked hours to straighten out these bangs.

 

WHY would I throw that all away?

 

So I decided to stay home and watch Mad Men instead.

 

I regret that.

 

And ever since, I've decided that the next invite I get, I'm GOING.

 

I'll just wear a scarf around my head.

 

SO POSH.

 

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This got me to thinking.

 

With Spring around the corner, I really need to be prepared.

 

You never know when that invitation will arrive.

 

So I've started putting together some Nautical mood boards and leaving hints for my mom.

 

I was even nice enough to include a few things for her.

 

CLEARLY she will join me and carry my Goyard luggage with her.

 

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I really think this look could do her some justice.

 

She swears against the maxi dress, but I know best.

 

Oh my gosh.

 

Look at her hair blowing around like crazy.

 

Someone pass me a xanax.

 

My anxiety is rising just looking at it.

 

I think these are great!

 

I'ld wear them too if they came in my size.

 

And if I've had the time to get a pedicure.

 

 

WHAT yacht outing would be complete without one of these?

 

 

And when Max and I have our commitment ceremony, I can guarantee that this will be the theme.

 

 

We're going to incorporate this into our place very soon.

 

I'll make it happen.

 

Oh no!

 

She found a project that involves paint.

 

Another xanax please!

And I would clearly carry my hair essentials on board with this.

 

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It has been fun.

 

I'm out.

 

To watch the season premier of Smash.

 

XOXO,

HUDSON CAMBELL MACHEN