Pink Flamingo Style: Ikea

You should know that I recently went to Ikea and I did NOT find the monkey dressed in a tuxedo like other Ikea patrons did in a far away location. I think it was rude of Ikea to deprive me of said experience.

In all fairness, I have to ask myself what I would even do if I happened upon a monkey in the "Living in 325 square feet room." I'ld probably ask him how he feels about Ikea meatballs and cinnamon rolls {Oh me?? I love the cinnamon rolls-never had the meatballs but everyone raves about them}.

If you aren't living under a rock and actually log into pinterest every now and then {yes, Spears, this is 100% directed to how you are not cool enough to use pinterest}, you have most likely noticed the big "Ikea Hack" trend.

I will go ahead and confess that I secretly wish I could actually try one of these said "hacks," but let's be real here, my handy skills are limited to effortlessly attracting males of the blue collar type and nothing more {that will be a whole post for another day-you are welcome, Buff}. In the Ikea-hack-dream I live through, these are the projects I would master beautifully.